'Cause I said so, dammit

airinn:

monsieurpaprika:

samusmaximus:

elysethekraken:

elysethekraken’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.

samusmaximus’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Owns a large collection of shota.

monsieurpaprika’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) Yaranaika?

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE RESULT IVE EVER GOTTEN ON THE INTERNET EVER I WISH I WERE JOKING

Airinn’s name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) To gain a harem.

Snazzy-Lemon’s name means: 1) A special kind of hipster. 2) Shotacon.

Jupiter-has-lazers’s name means: 1) To let your imagination run wild. 2) Will never be popular.

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9:11 pm • 1 June 2012 • 28,596 notes

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spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

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sophia-sol:

introvertsarepeopletoo:

inkbatts:

teddypup:

moominboy:

literally my favorite picture in the world

god that merman’s skeezy expression and the pirate’s look- so pleased with himself

aaah good good great good

I really like the pirate’s pants.

A++ would wear— and I just adore this picture.

I would read fic about these dudes in a heartbeat